Alternatives to motherf*cking

The late American comedian George Carlin ranked motherf*cker in the top 7 most obscene words of the English language. Along with its derivative, motherf*cking, it’s become a trademark for actors like Samuel L. Jackson who portray aggressive badasses.
Of course, when a TV edit comes out, interesting changes suddenly happen:

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Be careful. Some English words and phrases can mean the exact opposite of themselves!
anxious

worried, nervous, full of dread for — I’m so anxious about the economy!
eager, looking forward, full of excitement for — I’m so anxious for spring!